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Bellatrix fainted,Hermione was making everyone deaf with her blood curling screams,so Hagrid had to knock her out, moldy voldy tried saving himself by climbing out the top but it backfired really badly,hermione finally woke up after being knocked out and decided to open the door with her bare hands, pansy then tried pressing the button and asking the emergency operator for help, Ginny wanted to calm everyone down so she gave us all some m&ms, McGonagall then let out an atomic bomb but she wouldn’t take the blame for it so she blamed it on Ron, and while everyone was panicking Bellatrix got up after fainting and danced in front of the camera, and Ron decided that it was a good time to go on social media and start posting, Harry on the other hand was exited because he had only seen this on a tv but never experienced it, and finally Remus turned into a werewolf and breaks the elevator doors open. 😭 2024 people 👇

Im marrying Hermione but she also hooked up with the DJ 😑

My bestie: Hagrid (I don't wanna fight you!) The reason we fought: Charlie (it was about dragons huh?) How long we fought: 1 second (thank you!) Happy that me and Hagrid fought: Lavender?! (HAGRID YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!) Helped me and Hagrid make up: Fred & George (thanks guys!) Who apologized first?: No one (I WILL SAY SORRY!)

I gotta marry: Ron (hermoine don't kill me) Wedding Planner: Fleur (YEAH!) Person who cried after seeing my wedding dress: Moody (lol aw!) Lost the rings: Ron (lol the groom himself lost them) Came for the free food: Voldemort (LMAO) Singer who dedicates a song to us: DUMBLEDORE XD Hooks up with Dj: Dean Bumps into the table and drops the cake: Goyle (NOT THE CAKE!) Gives drunk speech: Pansy Flirts with other guests: Charlie Starts a fight during bouquet toss: Fleur?! GET IT GIRL!

I’m getting married to Luna Lovegood (YESS MY GIRLLLL!) my part planner is Fluer- our wedding is gonna be absolutely amazing with her planning it! Hagrid started crying when he saw me in my wedding dress bc he is my bestieee!!!! Lee lost the rings. At least his commentary if funny, so i guess i’ll let it slide… Professor Mcgonagall came for the free food, i don’t blame her I’m very big back as well. Umbridge sings for us. UMBRIDGE. I hate her so much i might get a restraining order against her. (Spoiler- her singing sounded like a dying toad.) she also hooks up with the DJ, i feel bad fir whoever was the DJ, but as long as it keeps that roach away from me im fine. Dumbledore drops the cake. Thats okay, because now he owes me a good grade in potions! (I told him he has to persuade Snape) Draco gives a drunk speech- im really not surprised though. Lavender Brown flirts with the other guests… i don’t remember inviting her… filch was complaining and starting fights during the bouquet toss, he was probably angry he would have to clean up all the petals. It was a pretty good wedding- although Luna kept on talking about weird animals. Whatever.

Host: Harry Who invited me: Hermione The person who didn't want me going: Seamus (says the kid that blows up stuff) Challenges me to a drinking contest: Goyle (IMMA WIN! We're gonna chug water) I dance with: Ron Challenges me to a dance battle: Remus (will i win?) Drunk karaoke with: Lavender

To my mother and father - Draco and i share a room I got into a water gun fight with tom (I'll probably die) I built a big sandcastle with luna Harry Berry's me in the sand lol I explore a creepy cave with harry Snape throw me in the water(i can see that lol) I have a swimming race with Cedric I get saved by Cedric from drowning I watch the sunset with krum I watch the stars with Cedric (it was so romantic) Love from 𝓓𝓪𝓱𝓵𝓲𝓪

Fred and George are fighting, Ginny is cheering them and Snape jumps in to stop them😂

Moody is disappointed in me Loopin is in contact with me Unbridge is in askban with me 🫢 Dumbledore got me in askban 💀 Luna didn't know i got in askban Hagrid didn't care Hermione is happy💀 Lavender helped me Tom didn't do anything

A boy(looks like👉👦🏾 I forgot the name) was screaming while pressing the open button sooooooo Voldemort got annoyed and knocked him out😂😂😂

House: Hufflepuff Childhood friend: Lavender (oh shoot) My best friend: Hermione (lol this'll be fun) My boyfriend: Tom Riddle My girlfriend: Ginny Hates me: Hermione (damn so she secretly hates me? wow) I'm this teacher's fav: Snape (OH DAMN 0_0 no clue how i did it but yay!) My patronus: Horse

Ginny gives me cookies, i cuddle with Luna, Ginny gives me flowers, hermione flirts with me, Luna gives me chocolate and i fall in love with her(asmorntentia) Pansy tried to kiss me, Ginny asks me to be my valentine, Ginny confesses her love to me, Pansy gives me a love letter, I’m a busy mannn😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hermione took me on a date to the cinema! Harry ships us 2 in private but i don’t blame him 😅😅! Pansy teases us 😡! Snape attempted to use sectumsepra on me but failed 😨 Draco tagged along as a 3rd 🛞 at the end of the date we kissed

Draco.....WHAT DID YOU DO TO BREAK THE ELEVATOR!!!!!!!!!!😂

WTHHh

1.pansy😄 2.cho🙂 3.lavender😕 4.hermione❤ 5.lavender🙁 6.luna😀 7.pansy☺️ 8.hermione😀

Host:Harry Invitantion (lol):cedric Hater:Pansy Challenger:oliver Dancer:ron Dance battle:Draco Kareoke:oliver

Draco invited me and every time we would talk about it Hagrid was going on and on about how we can stay up all night, but yet he was the FIRST ONE TO GO TO SLEEP. filch wouldn’t sleep and played games until morning. Voldemort was constantly annoying us with truth or dare After Hagrid had fallen asleep me and Bellatrix painted his face with sharpie. Dumbledore had a weird sleeping position which Fred and georege had to photograph. Dumbledore found muggle onesies and bought us all one. Voldemort took a pic of me when I was sleeping. Pansy Parkinson forgot her teddy.

I got stuck in an elevator, and Dumbodore fainted, because he forgot to take his medicine. Mcgonagal was screaming cause she has a class in 10 mins. (WARNING: BULLY) off brand pepa pig looking ahh pink eye looking ahh needs some makeup looking ahh girly got so mad she knocked out Mcgonagal like do that again imma knock YOU out🤬. Hermione tried to climb out the roof, but she ate too much food earlier, so she got stuck. Fred and George worked together to try and get the door open, but it’s no use. *Presses the big red button* Ginny said calmly. “Hey, anyone wants some m&m’s?” Moody said calmly. Hermione was stuck, and she needed to fart SO BAD, which she eventually did. Also Mcgonagal is late to her class. “VOLDMORT I SWEAR TO GOD YOUR ALREADY DISGUSTING WHY D’YOU HAVE TO FART?!” Said Hermione calmly. “NO I DIDNT, BE QUIET LITTLE GIRL!” Said VoldyMOLDY. *Elevator starts playing karma by joja* “kArMa’S a ….. nvm I shouldn’t say that infront of Dumbodore…” Ginny said “Say, ‘I’m stuck in an elevator, everybody!’” I said, calmly. “Wait, you can get stuck in elevators?” Harry ✨PoTtAh✨said. “ I think it was mAfLoY’s fat ahh who broke the elevator!” Blamed harry. “Yeah, probably 😔” Draco said, quietly sobbing in the corner, right before we were rescued. “Soo…. Who’s ready to take pic’s!” I asked. “NO ONE ROSY WERE TRAUMATIZED!” Hermione said calmly. (Ik I used the ‘Dumbodore said calmly’ meme. It just fitted in so nicely for certain times😩)

Dumbodore invited me to this cool sleepover! ( I feel like somthing bad is gonna happen-) Me and Hadgid tried staying up, but I don’t think it worked-😪😮‍💨 Fred and George played game all night, which eventually woke me up, but I fell right back asleep- “LeTs PlAy TrUtH oR dArE!” Dumbodore said calmly. Luma fell asleep first. I have no other words. (Nvm I do I kept getting peopel I forgot about, or I couldn’t spell their names😭😢) I drew on off brand pepa pig looking a- trynna get a pink eye looking a- Karen with the #2 Karen hairstyle looking a- Mcgonagal drew on Luna’s face (I don’t know why, maybe she had beef w/ her father?) I took a photo of some random person who was sleeping weird, breathing weird, moving weird, face looking weird, and also I snap-chatted it- Nvm moody was the one with the weird ahh poses- Also am I in a sleepover with only teachers like what- Mc gonagal saw this cute onesie in my world, so, what would a person do if they saw something they like? I see it, I like it, I want it, I GOT it! (Reference) Mc gonagal took a pic of my sleeping face, because she thought it was “KaWaIi” Luna tried to cuddle me, because she forgot her mini “aNiMaL”…… (I legit let her ngl-)

I’m gonna marry: Draco (I kept getting lupin 😭 like no thanks not an old man pls) Dumbledore wanted to plan the wedding, which he might be a famous wizard, but I don’t trust hime planning my wedding😅 Hadgid started crying when I put in my wedding dress Ron lost my rings like I SWEAR you BETTER find them, or else imma stick my foot up your- Mcgonagal only came for food like understand but fr? Nvm Mc gonagal sang to me and Draco (I’m tied up rn, they forcing me to get married, so I can join the dark arts, help-) Ms: Pink eye(The one character everyone hates) hooks up with Mc gonagal like what- ( I thought she hated her-) “Opps I bumped into the table….” *cake spattered* FRED AND GEORGE😡 MY BEAUTIFUL CAKE😫😭 So like- Ginny drunk, and she trying to give a speech, but girl it ain’t working- Hadgid, I know you trynna work on your flirting, but NOT ON MY GUEST! Mcgonagal trynna propose to someone🤭 anyways she fighting because of it🫣 I guess it’s *that* serious then-

I just married Draco. Honestly I was very nervous coz he’s so hot but my wedding planner was Luna and she went all out with the decos you gotta love her. She even started crying when she saw my wedding outfit. But lavender lost the freaking rings like, I never even liked u girl. Then I found out that umbridge just came for free food. Then Hermione got up on stage and started singing a song for us she has an angelic voice. And guess what, Filch hooked up with the DJ like wut? Lupin bumped into the table and knocked the cake off, that was so expensive. Bro harry made a drunk speech, that was embarrassing for ginny. AND BILL WAS FLIRTING WITH THE OTHER GUESTS LIKE EWWWW WHAT ABOUT FLEUR?! Moving on. Umbridge started a fight during the bouquet toss, gurlll I don’t even recall inviting you. Mad day 😅

1-Bill 2-Voldy lol 3-Ginny 4-Ron 5-Fleur oh shiiiii- 6-Fred and George bro they would 7-Umbridge 8-me 9-Fred and George 10-Hagrid 11-Bellatrix 12-me (that’s a me thing to do)

1-Remus 2-Harry 3-Ginny yasss gurl 4-Umbridge 5-Fleur 6-Hermione 7-Luna 8-Dumbledore 9-bill 10-Hagrid 11-Lavender 12-Fred and George 13-Lavender

house: gryffindor childhood friend: harry bsf: professor mcgonagall bf: one of the twins hates me: ginny im snape's fav student 😝 patronus: bear

Harry is in the Azkaban with me and the reason im in Azkaban is Harry. WHAT'S GOING ON?

This is too good to be true 😃 I went on a date with ron. My bestie Cedric was spying on us. Bill was getting jealous so Fred and George helped him. Filch was there for the drama.Bill confessed in the middle of the chaos,and I ended up with bill .

Sooo…… the trio might be fighting, Harry was cuddling with me, but then Hermione came in and gave me flowers and a card, and asked me to be her valentine, but then Ron gets up from the couch and confesses his love to me

Children are afraid of Mad Eye 👁️ Dumbledore eats the baby food and break their toys Well, Dumbledore is basically a kid so Goyle dropped the baby! of course Hermione fought with the kids Viktor Krum took a nap with the babies Blaze lost the baby Lavender made the babies cry with that goofy ahh face Hagrid cried with a baby( why is that so right?) Crabbe scared the kids with scary stories. Wormtail tied the kids up to a tree Victor krum burned the house down

Hermione Picnic Luna Ron Ron Luna

Ginny George Cedric (hermione will finally be mine😈❤) Cho Hermione Harry Sirius Filch Hagrid Tonks Blaise Tom Voldy moldy Percy Lavender Dean Dumbeldore Bill Molly

House: Gryffindor Childhood friend: Harry Potter Bff: Draco Malfoy 💚 Bf: Draco Malfoy 💚❤️ Gf: - This person hates me: Professor Moody 😭😂 Im their favourite student: Professor Severus Snape??😮😮 Wait what? Lets raise our wands for Prof Snape😢🤍 🪄 Patronus: Bird❤❤

Luna killed Ginny 😮😮😮 Ginny planned her own funeral 😱😱😱 Lavender brown cried the whole time cause drama is her middle name and also brought ice cream 😂😂 Goyle laughed the whole time 😤😤😤 Pansy took Ginny’s phone and texted Fleur a message from her phone and convinced her that Ginny was still alive, and also tricked everyone by lying that she saw Ginny moving *that little trouble maker*😠 Draco broke the casket ⚰️ Bill lost his own sister’s body!!! Ginny’s Pookie went to the wrong funeral

I fell in love with Ginny because she was hot and we got married, hermione was my wedding planner and she made it amazing! Dumbledore started crying when he saw me in my tux (and i rolled my eyes,) Goyle lost the freaking wedding rings 🤬🤬🤬🤬, and dumbledore came for the free food even though he cried when he saw me in my tux(which is actually so messed up.) filch dedicated a song to me and Ginny but he scared everyone away with his ugly face and voice, then bellatrix hooked up with the dj which was Voldemort(which was how Delphi was born😂)Filch the ugly jerk dropped our damn wedding cake, hagrid gave a drunk speech which was hilarious😂😂😂, than dumbledore was tired of the free food so he started flirting with people! Then Mclaggen started a fight over the bouquet even though he wasn’t even supposed to do it ! All in all my wedding was a disaster so i killed myself⚰️⚰️

This is to good!! I went on a date with Fleur, my werwolf bestie lupin spied on my date to make sure things were ok , Snape ruined my date because he was jealous that i was going out with a Beaxbattons , Snape got Ron to help ruin my date because we all know that Ron liked Fleur, hermione was there for the drama so she could right a book on it, Ginny confessed to me that she liked me in the middle of my date because how could she not I’m gorgeous, so on my next date with Fleur, i stood her up and ended up with Ginny

I was sorted into Ravenclaw, Draco was my childhood friend, hermione was my best friend, my girlfriend was Fleur, lavender brown hates me, I’m professor lupin’s favorite student, and my potronis was a bunny

holidays with the order: remus sent me to help decorate the tree with tonks, as he is afraid something might fall over. jokes on him, we tonks and i are both a clumsy mess. luckily, nothing fell over. that was until fred and george were testing one of their products and rammed into the tree. it’s okay though, as it didn’t take long for us to fix up. ron then helped bake cookies with me! he learned from his mom. molly gave everyone matching ugly sweaters for christmas. we all decided to do a secret santa, and i got hermione! i got her some books she had been wanting to read and some little christmas figures (IDC ABOUT THE ACTUAL OPTIONSSS). fleur ended up being my secret santa and got me a light scarf. “eet matches vour eyez,” she said. i thanked her. it was actually a very nice scarf. ron and i were the first ones awake on the morning of christmas. we still had to wait for everyone, though. we went first in gift opening. ginny happily sang Christmas carols with me all night. we had a gingerbread house making contest, and tonks and i were partners. we had to redo it a couple times, but we won! towards the very end of the night, we walked and flew around town to see christmas lights. they were very beautiful. after we got back, ron challenged everyone to a snowball fight. i had the best aim, but Harry had the most power. after the snowball fight, fred, george and i built a snowman. hermione and i then secretly stayed up together all night to have a movie marathon. we watched home alone 1 and 2, nightmare before Christmas, elf, spirited, the holdovers, and the Christmas chronicles. We decided to go back to Hogwarts early (don’t ask how) and i met cho there! we went to the feast together and spent the rest of the day in each other’s company.

Bellatrix invites me to relive stress Sirius breaks the stuff whilst trying to find clues Fred and George looks for cameras and stares at them Draco does actobats because theyre bored Quirrel flirts with actor and actress Madam Hooch holds my hand Fleur does a ritual Ron gets sacrificed for the ritual Slughorn is screaming because they cant solve it Bellatrix is the part time actor breaking down because the players are dumb Mad eye tries to comfort her

House: Ravenclaw Childhood friend: Harry Best friend: Bellatrix Boyfriend: Sirius Person that hates me: Pansy Teacher: Professor Sprout Patronus: Horse

[ ORDER EDITION ] i kept on getting tonks 💀 in the kitchen one day at Gimmauld Place, harry was helping molly make soup and spilled water on the floor. i was passing by and slipped. tonks saw, and us being good friends and her being a good person in general, she tries to catch me but fails. she and I are now both on the floor. mad-eye also saw this through his eye, and using his ex-auror skills he tries to catch me. it doesn’t help that he is older and only has one leg, though. three people are now on the floor. remus quickly came in and bursted out laughing. harry quickly joined him. he apologized frantically as he did not know he spilled water on the floor, but asks if he can take a picture of us. it’s not like we had a choice anyway. harry shows Dumbledore the photo, and Dumbledore makes it a meme and sends it to everyone. 💀 ron comes in because all of the commotion, yells “WHAT FUN!”, and proceeds to run across the floor. tonks and i help each other up. tonks also urges me to see if I have any injuries. she and Remus help. tonks also somehow manages to catch me the second time without either of us falling. ginny gets tired of this and makes sure to mop up the water.

tonks tries to catch me but also falls 😭

ginny punched an actor because she got scared. the actor ended up being draco. ginny and Hermione do have a lot in common

seamus invited me to an escape room that all the gryffindors were doing. mcgonagall, our head of house, was to supervise us. i did not know until we got there that it was one of those horrifying escape rooms where actors chase you with axes (“I THOUGHT THIS WAS TO RELIEVE STREES?”). me, being the clumsy mess i was, tripped on almost everything i came across and ended up breaking a few things. yes, tonks and i get along well. p.s. you do not want us to be in the same room at the same time. seamus kept finding cameras and staring into them. at the end, i saw dean ask for the security footage. mcgonagall turned into a cat and started doing 5-star olympic acrobatics across the room. she made us swear we were not to tell severus or she would fail all of us. i was running with ginny through the corridors in the escape room but suddenly an actor lunged out of us from a closet and got brutally got sucker-punched by ginny. they were wearing a mask though, so it was fine. (book readers will know it is exactly like ginny do do that) lavender, who does not uppercut actors when they come across them, decided to start awkwardly flirting with the actor as she didn’t know what to do. i guess i looked scared, because hermione started to hold my hand. i could tell that she was scared out of her mind on the inside, though. after we all met up in the main room where no actors could get in, i performed a ritual to the escape gods for clues. fred and george offered themselves to be sacrificed. harry had a panic attack because he had never done an escape room before and thought they would be stuck here forever in this strange room with strange serial killers. we had to calm him down. he was still a little shaky but for the most part alright after that. then, one of the actors had had enough of how we lacked little intelligence and broke down. it was Draco. mcgonagall, being the only teacher there and for the most part the only one that tolerated him, calmed him down. the following day, draco resented ginny and lavender. i can now see how much ginny and hermione have in common. i vowed to never cross them.

Okay, check it out. My date was with Ron Weasley and Harry was spying on us to check everything was okay but then he got jealous and ruined the date, Sirius helped him ruin the date. Draco was there for the drama and in the middle of the chaos Tom Riddle confessed me but i ended up with Draco instead :0

Seamus asks me on this date :) <3333

Shared a room with Crabbe (we fought alot) had a water fight with Viktor (yeah I was surprised too). Built a sandcastle with Lavender 😮. Dean buried me in the sand while I was sleeping 😢. Explored a cringe cave with Lavender 😅. Bellatrix threw me in the water because I kept dodging her Avada Kedavras lolll. Tomks and I then had a swimming race but I almost drowned cause I remembered I couldn't swim but Harry saved meee yasss!!!😊 Remus and I watched the sunset at the end of the day. I had a face to face talk with Bellatrix under the stars cause she wanted to crucio me😢

i decided to alter it a bit cuz i literally got no one else besides the weasleys, harry and hermione 💀 i was invited to stay at the burrow for break, along with harry and hermione, like always. harry thought it would be fun if we all camped out together in one room. ron and harry’s room was the biggest, as bill, charlie, and percy were all at work. ginny was very excited overall and of the idea of staying up all night. she leaned on harry and instantly fell asleep. she did not wake up until late the next morning. meanwhile, unlike ginny, and kind of unlike herself, ron showed hermione a wizarding game and she fell in love with it. after a couple rounds of gobstones (hermione caught on very quickly), ron had the idea to play truth or dare. i looked from him to hermione and smiled to myself. besides ginny, ron was the first one to fall asleep first. fred and george got the wonderful opportunity to be very kind and good brothers and drew on his face with one of their Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes products. ron woke up, though. we had to use magic to get the markings off his face (“you do look very good with a mustache, though.” ron then threw a pillow at harry). hermione then fell asleep next to ron. ron claimed she had a very weird sleeping pose and facial expression and swore he was going to take a picture just for social media. later i saw him save the picture on his phone. i could tell he thought hermione looked cute in a onesie. she had seen these onesies in the muggle world and bought one for everyone. though they were already close, their sleeping bags being right next to each other, so when ron drifted off i decided to push them together. after sirius’s death, luna had gifted harry a dog plush that looked a lot like sirius in his dog form. for a short period of time, he had taken to bringing it around with him wherever he went. i guess he forgot it, because when he fell asleep he moved towards me. i didn’t necessarily mind it, but I thought he would be much happier with ginny. i, with a little help from fred and george, who were the last to fall asleep, moved harry without waking him next to ginny. later, i finally fell asleep. i had to admit that the pajamas were comfy. i was later told the next morning fred and george had taken a photo of me because they thought I looked adorable. i glared at them at breakfast the next morning.

My bestie, Draco Malfoy, we’re fighting about Fleur Delacour. But we were only fighting for about a second until we saw the look on Lavender Browns face, she was smiling so much because she enjoys seeing us fight. Then Fred and George Weasley come up out of the blue and break us up because they don’t like seeing best friends fight. And in the end we both apologized.

I’m strolling around then remember I’ve got a date with Moaning Myrtle, but I told Tom Riddle, my bestie, to spy just to make sure nothing goes wrong. But Ron Weasley shows up and ruins the date cause he’s jealous. And of course, Draco Malfoy helps ruin the date with Ron. Then I see professor Snape there, because he needs to know all the drama, and in the midst of all this chaos, Professor Lupin confesses to me. Now after all of this me and Myrtle decide it’s best if we’re just friends because of how awkward everyone made everything and I end up with Draco Malfoy.

The one I go on a date with: Draco The one I end up with: Draco The one who causes break up: Draco 😂😂